Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?