Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why is summer always sad?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Where does breakfast live?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?