Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where do books sleep?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a hairless poodle?