Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
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Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which insect is the smartest?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
If you need help building an ark...
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?