Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What is the coolest country?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?