What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do fish do at parades?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What sport do horses love to play?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Bears love exotic cars.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?