Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
They want to see a home run!
Why do trees hate going to school?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What sweet treat never panics?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?