What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why is winter considered holy?