What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How does dinner smell?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How do horses navigate at night?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?