Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
I broke my finger!
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do amoebas make calls?
What condiment has wings?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?