What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the peach come home from work early?