What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the mother rope say to her child?