Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do ants go to eat?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Where do hands go on vacation?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?