Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Can February March?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?