What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the student eat their homework?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.