What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How do you know bees have allergies?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which subject has two parts?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a sad latte?