How are mountains able to see?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?