What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which is the worst season?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?