What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do cats wear to work?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?