What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What are baby potatoes called?
Which subject has two parts?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?