What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of water do fireworks like?