What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What cartoon character loves insects?