Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which family member has tusks?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?