What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do fish use for glasses?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?