Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Who invented fractions?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Which cats love to be petted?