Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
K.
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a tired tree?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?