Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?