What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Where was Noah born?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?