What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which relative loves rice?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?