What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do insects learn at school?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?