What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why are books always so angry?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the Dorito say to his son?