Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a tired tree?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Where do termites go camping?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?