Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where do chips wear socks?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What does winter fat turn into?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did March say to the madness?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?