Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?