Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where do surfers go to school?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do cows like to dance to?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?