Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How did the toad die?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do cows like to dance to?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do cows always skip gym class?