Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?