Which cats love to be petted?
Purrrr-sians.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?