What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?