What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
The Exterminator.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do little monsters call their mother?