Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's the friendliest national park?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why was the bud so shy?