Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a short cow?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call octopus twins?