How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?