What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?