Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a pig thief?