How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
They're she-ep.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What bird is always sad?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What country has the most fish?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?