What kind of computers do horses use?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do nosey peppers do?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do you get a country girl to like you?