How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?