Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do nosey peppers do?