Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's a bat's favorite game?
