What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a magical reptile?