What do trees say when autumn comes?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?