What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?