What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How do bees get to school?
How does dinner smell?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?