What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?