What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Which animal is the most religious?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?