What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What bird is always sad?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Where are average things manufactured?