What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Which plant has the best roar?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What are baby potatoes called?