Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How did the toad die?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?