What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What does the sun drink out of?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How are mountains able to see?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
When does a horse talk?