Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which president loved to take baths?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?