What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What game do mice love to play?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which relative loves rice?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?