Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Which family member has tusks?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?