What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the barber win the race?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?