What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call two birds in love?
When do mice play every day?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a doll's favorite car?