What sport do horses love to play?
Kickball.
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which insect makes the best father?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How do billboards talk?