Why are books always so angry?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is the most faithful insect?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?