Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Who invented fractions?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?