What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do cats wear to work?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?