What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
I broke my finger!
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?