Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?