Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's the difference between weather and climate?