Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why are stones so good at music?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?