Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a dog in space?
What animal should you never play poker with?