What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What is a cow's dream job?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?