What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the cat start laughing?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?