What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What does an attorney say when getting married?