What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call the dog magician?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why are books always so angry?