What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?