How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where do termites go camping?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why was the bunny upset?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What school subject really rocks?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?