How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How do you make antifreeze?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?