What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did autumn say to summer?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a bear's favorite movie?