Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
They were all from the same litter!
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?