Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
They were all from the same litter!
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where does breakfast live?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the cow go to outer space?