To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
When does a horse talk?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do bees gossip?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?