What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why are cowboys always religious?