What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
Why are fish such good architects?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?