What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How is life like toilet paper?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you care for a sick bird?