How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Families are like fudge.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
