What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Families are like fudge.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?