What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
When do cows get tired?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the math book sad?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Do dads always snore?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?