How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What bee is good for your health?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?