What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?