How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call hiking college students?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is the strongest animal?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?