How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where are average things manufactured?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?