Why do math teachers love March?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?