What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?