Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?