Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Which fly makes films?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call a dog in space?