What's the politest month?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?