What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?