What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which insect is the smartest?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are books always so angry?
Which fly makes films?