What building always gets stains on it?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?