What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a pirate's favorite color?