How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a short cow?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which president loved to take baths?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?