Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Can February March?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?