Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?