Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?