Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why are turtles so shy?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What game do mice love to play?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's the friendliest national park?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do elephants have trunks?