What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How did the tree get lost?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?