What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do automobiles fly?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do cows wear bells?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.