Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What animal makes the best lunches?