Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What animal floats best?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?