Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why are stones so good at music?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is a table you can eat?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the confused bee say?
What's a frog's favorite sport?